Funny FML moments XD

Going throught the website i found this XD


Today, I was in a tour group going through a cave and our guide stopped, turned off the lights, and told us to be quiet so we could feel absolute silence. I farted. FML


This made me Lol quite hard xD and there was another one...

Today, I came home early from work to surprise my son with a new mountain bike for his birthday. To keep it a surprise I carried it quietly up to his bedroom. As I opened the door I heard my son say "Oh man, you're gonna make me cum" to the nice girl he was on top of. He just turned 14. FML

That boy is a king XD

Post any good ones or personal ones... I'll probably have one soon xD

My one. 100% true.

Today, I found out that shouting 'arsehole' at a speeding car is not a good idea. Two chavs MIGHT just turn around, drive onto the pavement and push you into a bush. FML

100% True aswell...

Home alone. Playing on CoD

Cat laying on bed...

Cat decides to get up and puke all over my bedroom floor, down the hallway and to finish it off all down the stairs.

Best of all im home alone so i have to clean it akk by myself

FML.