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    Post by Daniel McA Wed Jul 14, 2010 8:53 pm

    What are the best Chuck Norris facts that you have heard?

    My favourites have to be . . .

    Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

    Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete.

    Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

    Chuck Norris secretly sleeps with every woman in the world once a month. They bleed for a week as a result.

    Some people wear Superman pyjama. Superman wears Chuck Norris pyjamas.
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    Post by v TiM Wed Jul 14, 2010 9:16 pm

    When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he doesn't move, the world does.

    It's quite funny because back a few months ago when I was at college, there was one day where everyone kept saying these jokes in class and our tutors got pure pissed off at it. They were just like "No more fucking Chuck Norris jokes right!" Then 2 minutes later someone would start pissing themselves laughing and then shout out a joke. Pity I wasn't really paying attention to them... sleep and all that...
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    Post by H3LLRA153R Wed Jul 14, 2010 9:53 pm

    Bruce Lee FTW
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    Post by Daniel McA Wed Jul 14, 2010 10:07 pm

    H3LLRA153R wrote:Bruce Lee FTW
    Josh, you truly are what my avatar said a little while ago Very Happy
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    Post by H3LLRA153R Wed Jul 14, 2010 10:08 pm

    I am pwned? Na I don't think so Razz. I love you too
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    Post by Daniel McA Wed Jul 14, 2010 10:09 pm

    No no, its against the damn rules for me to say Sad
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    Post by v TiM Wed Jul 14, 2010 10:44 pm

    Daniel McA wrote:No no, its against the damn rules for me to say Sad

    ROFL at your signature. Epic Win! Very Happy
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    Post by Hazzaaa Thu Jul 15, 2010 12:10 am

    Chuck Norris Divided by 0... and survived... Smile
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    Post by H3LLRA153R Thu Jul 15, 2010 12:11 am

    Hazzaaa wrote:Chuck Norris Divided by 0... and survived... Smile

    Do you not mean Chuck Norris can divide by zero?
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    Post by Hazzaaa Thu Jul 15, 2010 12:13 am

    H3LLRA153R wrote:
    Hazzaaa wrote:Chuck Norris Divided by 0... and survived... Smile

    Do you not mean Chuck Norris can divide by zero?
    Sorry, thats what i ment Razz
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    Post by GageSNIPE Fri Jul 16, 2010 1:45 am

    When Arnold says I'll be back in the first terminator it's implied that he's going to ask chuck norris.
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    Post by WeExceeded Sat Jul 17, 2010 8:18 am

    Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding. Very Happy
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    Post by Moose Rawr Sun Jul 18, 2010 6:05 am

    Chuck Norris uses live rattlesnakes for condoms pirat
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